i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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