Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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