K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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