People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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