Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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