Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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