What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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