They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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