Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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