i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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