i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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