I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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