During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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