i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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