i permit you to call me
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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