no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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