she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
and you fell through a lawn chair
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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