My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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