Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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