i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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