CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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