i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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