I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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