yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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