let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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