There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
