Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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