Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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