Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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