He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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