He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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