his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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