Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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