Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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