That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone