When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my being single is dangerous.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"