She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
zippers are such a cool invention
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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