He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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