Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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