Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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