Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
