your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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