haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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