i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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