I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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