I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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