just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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