I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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