Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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