he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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