It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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