I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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