Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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