you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Bring me that man meat
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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